Advance Australia 🧻 Where?
Advance Australia Where? has been putting runs on the board since killing the Illuminati three centuries ago! It's true — Google it, mate — we've achieved heaps!
Plus, we’ve spent the intervening years pushing back against radical ideology (that is, anything we don't agree with or that may inspire any form of social justice or equality or cause rich cunts any form of financial discomfort), falsely claiming to hold ‘powerful elites’ to account — when, in fact, we are they — those who love the way the Donald operates in the U S of A!
Each week we reach literally lots of like-minded Aussie losers looking to return Australia to the dark ages of the Menzies era.
And we've been joined by other reactionary racist ra-tards — just like you rednecks — fighting for a ‘fair go’ — that mythic trope epitomised by the Austika (below) and made-up ‘mainstream Aussie values’ that were so threatened by non-Anglo Saxons soiling the white sand beaches of Cronulla!
- So far, we have:
- 😂 ‘Exposed’ a Labor-Greens alliance that does not exist!
- 🗳️ *Failed* to get Daniel Andrews voted out!
- 📧 *Sent threatening emails* to hundreds of public officials!
- 😩 Helped Australians wake up to GetUp & got a shit-load of Teals elected!
- 👺 Used the term ‘woke’ to acknowledge our ignorance & racism!
- 😶 Protected free speech — except when it says mean things about us!
- 💉 Fought for the rights of anti-vacc fucksticks!
- 💰 Put no pressure at all on leaders with PRETEND PAY CUTS FOR POLLIES campaign!
- 🔬 *Denied* science with our DON'T UNCOCK AUSTRALIA campaign!
- 🥕 Sucked BRS' cock. It's not as big as we'd hoped — but tasty!
- 🤦🏼 Kept claiming that you're making a difference! Even though you're not!
- 🗳️ *Failed* to get Daniel Andrews voted out!
- But wait, there's more, we also …
- 😱 Sided with wealthy retirees (not struggling pensioners 🤮) to get them even more money by exploiting generous tax loop holes!
- 🥊 Got knocked the fuck out by climate commies & their attempts to turn our cunt fucking kids against us (and the smart ones, have turned)!
- 🇦🇺 Stood up to attacks by Labor & the Greens on Australia Day because we’re proud to celebrate our great racist nation on 26 January!
- 🙏 Criticised curricula questioning westernism & our judeo-christian heritage & trying to indoctrinate our cunt fucking kids with Critical Race Theory.
- 😮 Put pressure on the ABC over its shocking bias — 99% of media side with us — how dare the ABC ask questions or reference facts?
- 🤯 Stood up for ANZAC DAY 🦘 when it came under attack from those very same ABC commentators trying to tell the fucking truth! Outrageous!
- 🥊 Got knocked the fuck out by climate commies & their attempts to turn our cunt fucking kids against us (and the smart ones, have turned)!
Our campaigns put your voice front and centre, restoring the illusory balance in Australia to where Blaks know their place and re-centring our nation much more to the right on mythical ‘mainstream’ values that really only exist with rich white people because we are god's chosen — and you're fucking not! 👍
Say ‘No Fucking Way’ to the Indigenous Voice 🫵
As part of our ‘No Fucking Way’ campaign we've made shit up, misrepresented the views of Indigenous people and used photos their without permission. Right is right — AMIRITE!? Aha 😂 aha 🤪 aha 😜 aha 😝 aha 🤣 ha!
Remember, politically correct activists are trying to change the Australian way of life and that mainstream values have been the bedrock of our growth as a western liberal democracy (based on a lie 😆). Accordingly, we promote creepy family values free markets (for billionaires), meritocracy (for billionaires), big business (for billionaires), judeo-christian heritage (for the intellectually dishonest) and a really strong defence force with borders so that nobody else can get into a country stolen from its original inhabitants!
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