Blue 🦋 Skies Nothing But Blue 🦋 Skies
Just after DJ Trump secured a second go at being a president, a group of dreamers (to denigrate any decent people who didn't see the inevitability and desirability of his second coming) set their sights on building a new world far from this polluted troubled one. This cohort was not going interplanetary (to invoke great Elon) but to a space within themselves 🫢 a digital utopia for like-minded losers.
Their destination, Bluesky, is a microblogging site for idealists (i.e., lazy losers) devoted to protecting them against the raging reality of racism, sexism, homo-trans-phobia ‘divergent opinion’ 🤭 in a democratic system! After all, racism is a right for everyone but these soft-cocks stomped off with their in-house journal The Guardian and left Elon's Twitter X with the flounce of a friendless person leaving a party to which they hadn’t been invited! 🙀
Originally, I wrote some shyte conflating the troves of users leaving Twitter X for Bluesky with America's founding Puritans but given …
PuritansRepublicans and Libs are a self chosen elect, with a mission to impose a rigid, proto-totalitarian rule of godliness and Calvinist logic on the whole of society: to minutely regulate … in accordance with an intensely authoritarian, moralistic agenda …
… that would be really fucking stoo-ped. 😱
Seriously but, how dare ‘Bskyers’ not bow to Conservativism and or Objectivism after Trump and VD's victory? How dare they try to avoid the reality and unpleasantness of reactionary ra-tardation and of the ignorant and uninformed? How dare they not read The American Australian newspaper? 🤨
Henceforth (to mock anyone not subscribing to my putrid world view) the trust-funded (to infer any clear-thinking is a con by wealthy inner-city elites and not hardworking racist rednecks) worldwide webzine readers will dedicate themselves to nurturing the delicate biosphere (fucking pansies) of an alternative reality (the evil of ignorance is a fucking fact of life you cunts so, like, get over it, already). We knew we were right — might is right — AMIRITE!? So they're just sore losers. Aha 😂 aha 🤪 aha 😜 aha 🤣 ha!
Three million of these users losers have joined Bluesky this week alone and they've been busy tending to their new world! 🫢 In their new environment, misinformation and disinformation are not alone the enemy; mal-information (to mis-appropriate, like the racist use of ‘woke’, a term originally designed to redefine information that does not accord with the idealists' worldview — even if it's true) is the apple from the tree of knowledge, from which the Devil bid Eve to sup. USA 🇺🇸 USA 🇺🇸 USA 🇺🇸 … Aha 😂 aha 😜 aha 🤣 ha!
Trouble making trolls curious interlopers from the ‘Other Place’ — the incubator of incel angst and billionaire bullshit increasingly uncensored X — have experimented by pushing the boundaries of the sayable on Bluesky. To their delight (I'll say that because their appalling behaviour must be excused, and hey, I'm not the one being raped repeatedly by bogans) racist, reactionary, reprehensible reasonably mainstream opinions attract the ire of the moderators, and are soft-censored as ‘intolerance’ and not visible until clicked.
This functionality is a clue to what the spotless mind 🤭 can experience on Bluesky. Only the opposites of mal-information ‘eu-information’ — ‘eu’ being the obverse prefix — is welcome there. Eu-information is well-meaning information; not really information so much as a curation of comforting progressive axioms (I so smart because this pretentious paragraph makes zero sense but dum cunts be too fucking dumb to even fucking notice). 🫢
I'm a free speech absolutionist — I'd suck Elon in heartbeat! Moi, femcel dreaming! 💓
Meanwhile, in the real 🫢 world (because you can never shit on ‘progressives’ enough) way down here in Australia, I’m never sure which way the discussion is going to go with the re-election of Trump. Given space to speak because all views — especially ignorant and uninformed ones — are valid opinions so tradies volunteer that it’s no surprise to them that Trump won and hairdressers venture that it might be a good thing (see how effortlessly I validate my stoo-ped fucking opinion by using exemplar working class people?)!
Even in trendy urban enclaves (those painful inner-city elites again) the anti-Trump clucking (because, again, in a democracy racism is a right) is not as secure as in 2016!
The primary concerns in the US election were democracy (presumably whether it would be honoured — and boy was it! — no threats here!) the economy and migration. But the cultural effect (I so smug!) of focusing on those essentials is wide-reaching. On reflection 🤭 it seems everyone knew that they or other people privately had less patience with the vanity projects of the boardroom (because the business of business is exploitation business not safe workplaces) while the economy constricted the lives of non-alpha, salaried men and women who have a right to be racist and make bank.
Acronyms have been crumbling (see, again see how my dishonest genius lets me make nil fucking sense and get away with it!) …
Many companies have slunk (they knew it was a mirage) away from the ESG (environmental, social and governance i.e., towards sexual harassment harbouring, union busting, un-safe work places) trends (because it was just a fashion) as it has emerged that many were just faking it (showing how invalid decency and how real trickle-down economics are).
Australian companies have become more wary about the claims (because they're false) they make in this area after corporate watchdog ASIC announced it was cracking down on greenwashing — the practice of misrepresenting the extent to which a financial product or investment strategy is environmentally friendly, sustainable or ethical (and ponzies rock!)
The world’s largest investment firm, BlackRock, reported this year that it had dramatically reduced its support for shareholder proposals addressing environmental and social issues. Respect! 👍
I school you further with another acronym, DEI (diversity, equity and inclusion), being also under fire. Over 200 US colleges have backtracked on their DEI programs, as suggestions swirl that race-based admissions programs have disadvantaged some ethnic groups like white people and some Asian Americans — so hard-working — not like … you know who I'm talking about!
The creator of corporate DEI, White Fragility author Robin DiAngelo, was accused of appropriating passages and ideas in her PhD dissertation from minority scholars without attribution — clearly proving all decency is invalid and we were right. AMIRITE!?
DiAngelo has become wealthy 😱 lecturing corporate teams around the Anglosphere on DEI, leaving them with a tangle of rules and terminology so confusing (who the fuck understands complex concepts such as decency or sustainability anyway?) that their main use is to be weaponised (so it's like, you know, not valid) in internal disputes because sexual harassment is a natural thing (I just wish someone would sexualise me). See? This proves that racism is a myth (even if she didn't scale the heights of a John Hughes).
DEI scepticism and exhaustion (so so sick of the disadvantaged getting a ‘leg up’) have reached Australia too, with some con-artists like moi ‘consultants’ reporting that companies are scaling back, or at the very least rebranding, these departments so you know when a ‘captain of industry’ 👨🏼💼 sodomises his secretary 👩🏼💼 it's a way cool (and essential) part of corporate culture! 👍
Australia, of course, also had the Voice referendum (again, everyone has the right to be a racist in a democracy — so what if that's not democratic?) to remind us that permission to justify entrenched inequality for social change has to be sought once core concerns are covered (they were, but venality and ignorance rock). The arc of history does not bend inexorably towards the preoccupations of student newspaper alumni (I can invalidate and climax simultaneously!) and their HR kin. 🤭
Conservatives used to insist politics is downstream of culture; in fact, if our choice of Scott Morrison (to ignore how badly that ended) didn’t convince them, America’s choice of Trump should convince them that this adage isn’t complete. Culture is downstream of economics (because racism is a right). The party perceived to be capable of managing things so you can live a good life has first dibs on defining the mainstream culture (that is, your right to live a good life at the expense of others — especially the disadvantaged).
But you won’t hear that at Bluesky, where the 🦋 logo symbolises a new type of ‘white flight’ (to, once again, deliberately and dishonestly misappropriate terminology) from unpleasant ideas and not from what wokes call ‘people of colour’. As the progressive loser influx gains pace you can block your ears and block your enemies in a digital utopia, but Trump’s election has changed the culture of the US and Australia (but not South Korea's 😱).
Claims that right-wing social media doesn't work are mean-spirited. The online right is powered by cyberbullying and cruelty thoughful commentary and without gays, trans and darkies ‘Others’ to torment engage (due to Bluesky's success) they devolve into irrelevant spam or start fighting each other require mental health days. That's why Gab, Parler, and Trump's Truth 🤭 Social have never been anything other than FBI directories of would-be domestic terrorists and home-schooled shooters been so unfairly treated by the left.
Obviously, I can't mention the fact that no ‘progressive’ in the history of the known universe has ever followed us over to a right-wing (anti-)social media sites like the aforementioned Gab, Parler, or Trump's own Truth 🤭 Social. We go them because it's in our nature. We're winners! 👍
And Bluesky’s political value is demonstrated with the speed at which right-wing extremists pundits on Twitter X (and moi!) have been to ridicule it. There's already a LibsOfBluesky account rocking co-ordinated colour! 🫢
But the real reason I hate the poofy blue butterfly is 'cause now they've all left (a pun! I needed one!) Twitter X — it's so fucking boring! What purpose do skanky fucking hos like me serve if there's nobody left (again 😂) to hate on, demean or ridicule!? What is my life for? I can't die alone in a right-wing echo chamber … chamber … chamber. I just can't … can't … cant' … 😱
Without the ‘left’ there is no ‘right’. We don't exist without them to hate on. Without them, we lose our entire raison d'etre — of course we'll follow them anywhere — just like a femcel stalker! We exist only to shit 💩 on the decent, the less fortunate or just those who are 🥴 different. Without us, the left just, well, they just progress! But might is right! AMIRITE!? Moi, in moral panic mode.
Plus, if they're all on Bluesky my posting of mis-dis-mal-information ‘divergent opinions’ on Twitter X won't be able to influence elections and how is that fair? And QUT has (defund non Ayn Randian unis NOW!) outed how great Elon may have selectively applied ‘visibility’ algorithms to boost views, retweets and likes for his creepy autocratic cravings insightful posts and lies.
But if 50% of US Gen-Zeders are watching right-wing 💩 made by fucking lunatics ‘news influencers’ (i.e., those without any annoying left-wing scruples like real research and objectivity) the future's in fucking good hands! 😅
Please don't forget what I'm most proud of — that being — I am so dishonest and so devoid of integrity that whenever I am airing my putrid ♨️ pussy — even flies 🪰 die when they alight on it. 🤮
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