Holy 🙏 Men 👳♂️ Don't Even Ignore🫸 Them
Jetsun Jamphel Ngawang Lobsang Yeshe Tenzin Gyatso (aka his ‘holiness’ the 14th Dalai Lama) has been exposed as a paedo. The not-so-shocking 😱 revelation came after he asked a child to ‘suck my tongue’ 👅 and kissed 👄 him on the mouth, on camera 🤳.
But, is this really that surprising given hypocrisy is the common denominator with these so-called 'holy men'? For instance, this is the same git who (like dead cunt cardinal Pell) thinks homosexuality is a ‘sin’ and that ‘use of the hand’ (wanking), oral sex and marriage equality are also bad things.
So much for peace and love.
And, this is the same git who preaches something called reincarnation — for example, bum actor Steven Seagal (below) is/was himself, apparently, a 17th century lama or tulku and a terton — someone with special powers to extra-perceptively perceive the teachings of buddhist 🐂 💩 …
He's also the same git who accepted millions 💰 from the Aum Shinrikyo cult cunts who murdered commuters with sarin gas in Japanese subways.
So, you want to be a Dalai Lama? 🫵
Well kids, in case you were wondering … successors (potential gitees?) are found rather than chosen. Oracles are consulted, visions and dreams are interpreted and meditated upon and other mumbo jumbo go into the holy quest to find a replacement. They're not mucking around this mob! 🫢
In fact, vital clues for finding a new lama can be found using the dead lama's body — sophisticated strategies such as the direction the corpse faces or its posture are also considered very helpful. And, if cremated, the chimney smoke's direction can then be used as an indicator of the direction the rebirth could happen. Science! AMIRITE?
A series of tests follow located candidates through this rigorous selection process in order to verify that they're the right rebirth (you can't make stuff this up). Special selected children are presented with items that may have belonged to the dead lama and if one of them can tell which ones did belong — it's a sign 🪧 (of something)!
But, the inscrutable Chinese government says reincarnation of living buddhas — including the Dalai Lama — must comply with Chinese laws and regulations. So, they'll just choose one who's on their side. Cred! 👌
However, even simplistic spiritual clowns have limits because Tibetan buddhists think the idea of a Chinese ‘puppet lama’ is fucking ridiculous …
Aha 😂 aha 🤪 aha 😜 aha 😝 aha 🤣 ha!
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