Invasion Day 🩴 Blues
As one of the dimmest — if not most dishonest — men in Australia, Peter ‘dumndumerer’ Dutton never fails to plum the dark depths of this country's racist psyche. Gloating in his ignorance, Dutton incessantly plays to his bogan base with racist terms like ‘woke’ or ‘the ABC’. He's now told them to boycott Woolworths because they had the temerity to stop ✋ selling tacky Australia Day 💩 merchandise. 😱
This attack is the latest by Dutton on corporations that take social issues seriously — like their support for the Voice to parliament. Dutton blasted Woolworths chief executive Brad Banducci — comparing him to gay (then) Qantas CEO Alan Joyce supporting marriage equality which, like other reactionary dogrooters, Dutton abhors more than anything. There has been no suggestion whatsoever that Peter has ever gotten an erection thinking about another man but he is super focussed on Banducci's Voice support in 2023.
His [Banducci's] decision is crazy. Aussie themed thongs and stubbie holders are a vital part of this country's heritage and must be maintained. So what if they're 💩 made in China? 🇨🇳 Peter ‘dumndumerer’ Dutton, patriot & promoter of paedo protectors.
Government is focused on prices that supermarkets charge; Peter Dutton's focused on the kind of thongs that supermarkets sell. Albo, responding to Dutton's outcry.
Dutton, however, was supported by opposition Indigenous affairs genderfreespokesperson Jacinta ‘Punchin' Down’ Price, a central figure in the vote No Voice campaign but who was no longer deemed relevant by anyone.
We should be boycotting those who are prepared to not be proud of this country … don't believe Woolworths' claim the decision was because of a lack of customer demand. It's a political position and it's a stance that they've chosen to take. [Why would they think this is a fucking democracy⁉️] 🤨
Meanwhile, as democratic councils everywhere defend cancelling Australia Day citizenship ceremonies — Albanese dogged it with political speak acknowledging that while 26 January is a difficult day for Blaks …
It’s also a day in which we can reflect on what it means to be Australian [by celebrating a date of their demise] and how we can make the greatest country on earth even better in the future. Albo, sounding even more American than fellow Rabbitoh Rusty Crowe.
Not to be outdone, uber soft-cock NSW Premier Chris Minns claimed the Woolworths decision was surprising to him as there should have been enough demand from punters for Austika branded items because they deserved a day off after a couple of hard years. Minns lives in fear of these people — especially the cweepy chwistian ones.
Australia Day(s) 🫵
- 29 April, 1770 James Cook landed, Kamay (Botany Bay)
- 18/19/20, January 1788 First Fleet at Kamay
- 30 July, 1915 first Australia Day
- 26 January, 1 June, 1 December, 28 December Australia Day dates
- 26 January, 1935 first official Australia Day
- 1994 Australia Day becomes national public holiday
- 1938 — 150th anniversary of invasion, Aboriginal Day of Mourning
As SMH has pointed out, Dutton's latest drivel even contradicts his own demonising of ‘cancel-culture’ and his own vile virture signalling by shopping elsewhere in order to interfere with the … free 😂 fucking market!
I are devoid of dignity or credibility … Peter ‘dumndumerer’ Dutton, dogrootering cunt.
Rumours say that Peter has promised that should the C🪨al-ition ever be returned to office, they will, as the first order of parliamentary business, legislate with severe penalties against businesses not selling Aussie themed memorabilia. Quality and local production will also be mandated and price is not a concern as it will reflect market costs and protect profit margins.
Keeping Australians safe and free. Australia’s way of life is under threat from forces at home and abroad. I will do everything I can to defend our freedoms, democracy, and sovereignty. Senator James 'I stand with Peter' Paterson, standing up for Ozstraaylia! 🦘 🇦🇺
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