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Paris 💃 is a Drag

A drag display in Paris' Olympic Games opening ceremony has been criticised by conservatives and so-called ‘church leaders’. These bottom-feeders claim the performance mocked the subject of Leonardo da Vinci’s The Last Supper mural. But, given how utterly ridiculous any religion is, ridicule seems more than a reasonable raison d'etre.

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Olympic organisers have denied the complaints but where the complainants are a bunch of dogrootering muppets like the catholic church and evangelical morons, their concerns clearly can't be taken seriously. 😆 Plus, it's not even sure that the skit was taking the piss out of the famous scene. Other classical works have similar imagery and given the fact that story is about an eschatological jew having a feed with a dozen of his besties is made up anyway it, by definition, can't be ‘blasphemous’. Aha 😂 aha 🤪 aha 😜 aha 🤣 ha!

Some of the more ludicrous responses included a US telco pulling (god-botherers love a good pun!) their ads. And Über-creepy US House Speaker Mike ‘Masturbate Me’ Johnson called it ‘shocking and insulting’. What's insulting you cweepy chwistian cunt is the fact you monitor your son's porn usage — as he does yours — so you're accountable to each other to not ‘pleasure’ yourselves. That is what's fucked up you fucking wanker. ✊ 🍆

Disappointingly, organisers did do some grovelling to appease the fuckwits who'd had tanties about the harmless and entertaining show …

We are, of course, really, really sorry. 😔 Anne Descamps, Paris 2024 spokesgenderfreeperson.

Ironically, the actual intended star of the skit was the ancient Greek god Dionysus — party deity par excellence. Funny how the cweepy chwistians are happy to see that once important belief ridiculed. But, as always, hypocrisy is their bread and butter. God is not fucking real and should be mocked you fucking clowns 🤡 at every conceivable opportunity in every possible way.

Things got darker but when the gendarmes became involved after the gay opening ceremony director got death threats for being disrespectful to happy-clappers. The real problem was offending right-wing pinheads and other losers because the fat sheila, Barbara Butch (in the middle of the performance with a halo), is jewish. Guess who else was? The answer is the fatherless man/son who is himself his father! Well, if he existed that is.

In 🇫🇷 France, we are allowed to love, how we want and who we want, we are allowed to believe or not to believe. We have a lot of rights and the idea was to showcase these values. 👌 Thomas Jolly, Paris 2024 artistic director.

Über-creepy X-owning billionaire dogrooter Elon Musk thought the show was ‘extremely disrespectful’ (bloke still has a very bad head but). ✝️

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And our own Aussie fucktard Wendy Francis (working for the cunts 🌮 🌮 🌮 at the Australian Christian Lobby) said the performance had …

Disgracefully besmirched [a fucking painting for fuck's sake] … sexualised men pretending to be women parodying it ridiculing the greatest event in history [that never actually happened] — the death and resurrection of jesus christ in holy communion, or the lord’s supper … western culture is doomed, having lost its foundation and its moral compass. … Pray for 🇫🇷 France. 🤣

But then, just when you thought it could get any more morally or intellectually ‘stupider’, homophobic halfwit Israel Folau also felt compelled to comment in his typically ra-tarded non-sensical infantile style — falsely claiming that by taking the piss out o' jesus showed something about his ‘power’. 😂

But 🇫🇷 French joie de vivre survives …

Fuck the reactionaries, fuck this far right, fuck all of those who would like to lock us into a war of all against all … Paris is the city of all freedoms, the city of refuge for LGBTQI+ 🏳️‍🌈 people, the city where people live together. 👍 Anne Hidalgo, Mayor of Paris. 🥰

People are welcome to believe anything — fairies (sky or garden variety) magic unicorns 🦄 anything they can think of. But, the moment they use any of such beliefs to justify interfering in the lives of others in any way shape or fucking form, then fuck them and fuck their foul fucking god.

Remember, these are the same cunts who for thousands of years tortured, raped and murdered non-believers. Now that their sex-crimes and other nefarious activities and cuntish attempts at control are being defeated everywhere, they play the fucking victim.