Priest Punished 😲 for Pop Porn!
Catholic priest Jamie Gigantiello has been demoted after letting middling popster Sabrina Carpenter cavort around his church in a music video — featuring lame lyrics, cankles, autotune vocals and inept lip-syncing — for her song Feather. He should be punished for sponsoring shyte ‘music’ not desecrating a tax haven for fucking rock-spiders.
The Diocese of Brooklyn (whatever the fuck that is) claims that it is ‘appalled by the performance at the 19th-century Church of the Annunciation.’
The New York Times says the 24 year old Ms. Carpenter, a former Disney channel child star, has more than 30 million followers on Instagram. What the fuck do that many people have nothing better to do with their lives?
The video has over 10 million views and has led to an entirely predictable ‘outcry’ on social media by idiotic god-botherers. Some worshipers even called the church a ‘sacred’ place and some parishioners — all forty of them — were visibly upset 😭 as they celebrated a ‘Mass of Reparation’, which the diocese claimed ‘restored the sanctity of this church and repaired the harm’ … 🤨
Also, several news outlets got confused by the churchy names … ‘Annunciation of the Blessed Virgin Mary’ … not ‘Our Lady of Mount Carmel-Annunciation’ … the ‘Annunciation of the Blessed Virgin Mary’ is part of the ‘Our Lady of Mount Carmel-Annunciation’ of the ‘Blessed Virgin Mary Parish’ … WTF!? 🫢
As for the churchy church, the Bishop of Brooklyn ‘hiself’ has ordered an inquiry into how the video came to be filmed in the church and begged for christ's fucking forgiveness. Money and time well fucking spent, eh bro?
On an actual positive note, however, the $5000 USD ($7600 AUD) the church got for renting the room will be donated to a crisis pregnancy centre because not all children raped by priests get butt-fucked.
How many fucking times have we been on the 333 bendy on Bondi Road with drunk as fuck Irish girls and boys looking for Sunday mass? They go straight there — to church — after a night of boozing, screwing and bluing! 🥊
God-bless, motherfuckers. 😘 😜
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