Swing Voters 🗳️ Hang Themselves
Voters are 🇦🇺 swinging to Peter ‘dumndumerer’ Dutton's C🪨al-ition in danger ⚠️ signs to Labor over the Oz 🐨 economy. And this is where lessons can be learnt from the steaming pile of 💩 that is US 🇺🇸 politics — even from evil dogrooters like weirdo VD Vance who pointed out that horrible Hillary Clinton (Labor, in this metaphor) thought voters would be guided by their disdain for Trump (here, Dutton) more than their cost of living concerns. 👎
Accordingly, Australians have moved to supporting the C🪨al-ition with its primary vote increasing to 40 per cent while Albanese's Labor has been at 28 per cent — its lowest since the last election. And, more disturbingly, Dutton maintains a lead as preferred prime minister also — 36 to 35 per cent compared to 2023 when he was down 25 to 46 per cent.
Voters other concerns are immigration — stoked by Dutton's racist reactionary fear-mongering — and trade union thuggery where, allegedly, Albanese's office and (now) Victorian premier Jacinta Allan (whose timid non-response beggars belief) were told of CFMEU threats to person and productivity in 2022. Labor just can't shake some of their unsavoury historical associations.
Context is still king but because these supporters are often the same dimwits who blame Labor for the Voice to Parliament fiasco. But they need both a brain 🧠 and a dictionary because it was Dutton's dishonesty which made the referendum socially divisive. Albanese's crime was not recognising or responding to how successful Dutton was in doing so.
Anyway, we're happy Albo got past housing commission and a speech impediment but hanging out with rich cunts and letting your poor man's ‘Hunter Biden’ son into the Qantas Chairman's Lounge and flashing your fucking bride to be's very pricey engagement diamonds doesn't sit well with people who are still battlers. What, the fuck, was this Rabbitohs 🐇 dickhead thinking?
And none of this says that regular punters who'd just like to be able to afford housing, pay their bills and get on with life aren't entitled to look elsewhere for leadership because Labor does keep dropping the fucking ball.
But that doesn't take into account other Dutton backers who see nuclear as an ‘investment opportunity’ and agree with his ludicrous and dishonest energy policy, totally ignoring the fact that there is no such thing as safe nuclear — not safe anywhere. ☢️
While there is no single reason to support the C🪨al-ition there are many more reasons to see the dangers in doing so. ⚠️
For example, there's the so-called ‘tyranny of distance’ idea where the practical benefit of this historical explanation for our ‘cultural cringe’ is one of societal insulation — the ability of Australia 🇦🇺 to effectively filter the worst of US and UK (and other) influences. Australia has been able to take the good but then there was always enough of a delay to prepare for and/or reject the bad, making us better than those other places whose conflicts were indeed remote (and we'd murderously ‘solved’ our own Aboriginal Problem).
But that, and a whole lot of luck, left us needing …
A wake-up call to an unimaginative nation, an indictment of a country mired in mediocrity and manacled to its past. Blurb for Donald Horne's The Lucky Country.
What has changed now is how the internet and technology have greatly reduced any actual or virtual distance and related protections. Accordingly, Dutton and his mob of mendacious muthafuckers and cweepy chwistian cunts can buy into any populist pap or consipracy crap they find online and propagate it locally and quickly to the ignorant, uninformed and greedy constituents of their power base. And it's not just your run-of-the-mill reactionary ra-tardation they're importing — their 💩 gets fucking weirder.
Their sources include the aforementioned Vance — who follows 😳 extremist Curtis Yarvin and his ‘humane alternatives to genocide’. Yarvin, in turn, goes full weirdo for Vance's billionaire blood-infusing buddy Peter Thiel's tacit support of slavery and white nationalism (by-products of ‘aspirational’ manhood). It was Thiel who 💰 bankrolled Vance's senate and Whitehouse bids.
If you ask me to condemn Anders Breivik, but adore Nelson Mandela, perhaps you have a mother you’d like to fuck. Curtis Yarvin.
C🪨al-ition cunts get wet over this brand of US extremism (called NRx) — they admire it. Remember, Dutton blamed the loss of the last election on their failure to go far right enough, sees ‘parliament as a disadvantage for governments’ and is so fucking dumb he thinks censoring those who think Blacks had it better under apartheid is ‘Woke’. And his claim that Indigenous Australians didn't deserve an apology is analogous to Yarvin's notion that slavery is a ‘natural human relationship … [like] patron and client.’
Anyone remotely linked to this 💩 (like the C🪨al-ition) is surely an argument for confiscating and redistributing the wealth of all billionaires?
Vance's nomination as the vice-presidential candidate is all about reviving the American dream and I don't think our dream here is so different. It is about being able to get ahead, being able to come from nothing, and to be able to create opportunities from life. It was an inspired choice by Donald Trump and his team, and I do think there are strong parallels here in Australia. Angus 'Fucking' Taylor, C🪨al-ition cunt & Shadow Treasurer.
The fascists depend on fear. The fascists depend on us going back. But we're not afraid of weird people. We're a little bit creeped out, but we're not afraid. Tim Walz, US footy coach.
Australians tend to laugh at clowns 🤡 like (former senator) cweepy chwistian cunt Cory Bernardi who thought marriage equality risked a ‘slippery slope towards … bestiality.’ But tell us the difference between that fucking home-grown C🪨al-ition idiot and US speaker of the House Mike Johnson a gender extremist seeking legislative enforcement of christian sexual morality and a strict gender hierarchy of men over women — he's a more malignant Barnaby 🐷 Joyce — one who blames women being able to leave a marriage any time they choose or to not have children as well as abortion and teaching evolution as the causes of mass shootings. His son also monitors (and vice versa) his devices to ensure that he's not self pleasuring while watching porn. 🤮
And remember ⚠️ the ultimate goal of all these dogrooters remains unchanged … that being, the reversal of marriage equality.
So, be careful what you wish 🤔 for Australian voters. Albo's a fool at times frequently (The Voice, Bill Gates, Modi, nuclear energy, census questions etc.) but tough-guy weirdos like Dutton tend to be very very dangerous (and they aren't actually concerned about your cost of fucking living).
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