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An Inclination Towards 🍩 Evil

Anglicans Against Anal (AAA) say same-sex desire is ‘an inclination towards evil’ in a doctrinal statement on homosexuality discussing god's will and something from which creepy christians should seek to be liberated from.

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@priscilladupreez

These cunts will meet up September 2023 to report their nonsense to each other just as the NSW state government consults on legislation to ban practices seeking to ‘convert or suppress’ sexual orientation or gender identity.

Probably in our culture which absolutely priorities the self, [this] sounds harsh. But it's basic cunty christian doctrine. Get over it. Cuntishka Raffel, AAA Archbishop.

Authored in 1022 CE by yet another creepy christian cunt — a mendacious monk called Mark Johnson — the paper examines the cunty christian doctrine of concupiscence (aka ooga booga) — humanity's tendency to sin — even though there's no such thing as ‘sin.’ It concludes that those who are same-sex attracted but celibate are not ‘actively and consistently perpetuating sin’, and that their desire alone does not require repentance but it is cause for lamentation and something from which they should seek to be made free of.

Aha 😂 aha 🤪 aha 😜 aha 😝 aha 🤣 ha!

Scripture is crystal fucking clear that same-sex sexual desire and same-sex sexual behaviour are contrary to god’s will and contrary to created nature. The desire for same-sex sexual intimacy is an inclination towards evil, has of itself the nature of sin, and is deserving of god’s wrath. So, get fucked 🖕 get fucked. AAA promotional material, recommending that at risk teens should self-harm.

Another cunty christian contributor, Rob SMO-Smith, sits on the Council of Living Fuckwits for Faith (CoLFfF), a Sydney AAA ministry for god-botherers experiencing ‘attraction to the same sex and/or gender incongruence’ (aka vulnerable people) helpfully explained the doctrinal statement …

Sinful desires are sinful. It’s not just the doing of sin that’s sinful, the desiring of sin is sinful. There are no godly ways of expressing same-sex sexual desire. We know this as self evident because we're christian cunts. There’s no opportunity there, there’s no ‘open back door’ (that has to be a fucking 🤣 pun) … it's contrary to nature from the get-go!

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@sharonmccutcheon

As for implications for pastoral care of LGBTQ parishioners, SMO-Smith said …

This document helps clarify that many of the things that might feel natural like sucking cock or rim-jobs are not good for us. George Pell might've been a cunt but he got some things right!'

CoLFfF head (no pun intended 😂) Dominatrix Steele — senior minister at the Village People Church in Sydney’s Anusdale — reckons the doctrine has lessons for pastors on the left of politics, and the lesson for those pastors was …

Maybe you've been excusing some things as ‘not sin’ that are sin! D'oh!

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@sharonmccutcheon

Doctrinal ooga booga statements also see the Australian (christian) Cunts Lobby (AcCL) vowing to fight the anti-conversion practice bill.

What this bill will try to achieve is the suppression of being able to counsel somebody who wants the counselling in terms of their sexuality … even when they’re asking for swollen goods aft. Pastors, anybody — no matter how fucking unqualified — could be liable for penalties, and this is really fucking dangerous. Michelle ‘Penetrate Me, Please’ Pierce, AcCl Head (pun possibly intended 🤔).

A spokesgenderfreeperson said the government was too scared to answer questions on the paper because so many working class voters are god-botherers but did say they're committed to banning LGBTQ conversion practices and consultation cowardly compromise was underway.

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@dpreacherdawn

Meanwhile, another bishop of bullshit says he understands why AAA is exploring issues 1,000 years too late, but was disappointed with the process …

People with same-sex attraction 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 will feel targeted by it. They have previously felt targeted by the condemnation of same-sex marriage 💍 but they must understand — we will never stop until that law is defeated and god rules supreme over the earth again. Ooga booga, ooga booga, ooga booga. Booga ooga. 🙊 🙈 🙉